Motley blatherings of a 29-year-old female from bumfuck nowhere. I'm a web designer/office manager who is married with children cats. I enjoy music, dancing, partying, shopping, eating, traveling and DANE COOK. My blog is generally unrefined, sarcastic and humorous (if you are easily amused). Blog not intended for viewing by conservatives, Bible bangers or Clay Aiken fans unless you are severely masochistic.

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